a revolutionary new concept.
since most singaporean men readily assume that the ladies prefer caucasians to them for reasons that they can do nothing about, i've decided to step and do the right thing for this national problem.
by which i mean that i intend to make some money from it.
so here it is, ladies and gentlemen..
the amazing melaninonator!
what this remarkable device does, is that it basically plays around with the amount of melanin (which to the technically-challenged customer would go by the name of 'natural pigmentation') in the skin until you get the desired colour. hence, we can make you incredibly attractive to women, for no particular reason, just like those caucasian men! it's truly incredible!
this is mikey d's story:
"i was so uncool in college. all the girls kept saying i was too shy and too nice and too this and too that - it was infuriating! and to make things worse, every time i went to a club or pub, i'd see attractive, young girls all wrapped in the arms of some old, balding, pervy caucasian man! the nerve!
all the girls i know rave about brad pitt and colin farrell and george clooney, but never about lim yu beng. what's wrong with lim yu beng? it's the white skin! that's what it is!
i was desperate, and then i heard about rahul's miraculous new treatment from a friend's friend's other friend's mate's friend who's got 231 friends on friendster. i had to give it a try. and i'm glad that i did. things have been so different for me. i picked up a modelling contract with several major asian brands, i've got three girlfriends now, who all don't know about one another (laughs), and my boss just promoted me to senior foreign consultant to the board of governors. i just put the first downpayment on my new ferrari yesterday. my life has been turned upside down thanks to the melaninonator! thank you rahul!"
by which i mean that i intend to make some money from it.
so here it is, ladies and gentlemen..
the amazing melaninonator!
what this remarkable device does, is that it basically plays around with the amount of melanin (which to the technically-challenged customer would go by the name of 'natural pigmentation') in the skin until you get the desired colour. hence, we can make you incredibly attractive to women, for no particular reason, just like those caucasian men! it's truly incredible!
this is mikey d's story:
"i was so uncool in college. all the girls kept saying i was too shy and too nice and too this and too that - it was infuriating! and to make things worse, every time i went to a club or pub, i'd see attractive, young girls all wrapped in the arms of some old, balding, pervy caucasian man! the nerve!
all the girls i know rave about brad pitt and colin farrell and george clooney, but never about lim yu beng. what's wrong with lim yu beng? it's the white skin! that's what it is!
i was desperate, and then i heard about rahul's miraculous new treatment from a friend's friend's other friend's mate's friend who's got 231 friends on friendster. i had to give it a try. and i'm glad that i did. things have been so different for me. i picked up a modelling contract with several major asian brands, i've got three girlfriends now, who all don't know about one another (laughs), and my boss just promoted me to senior foreign consultant to the board of governors. i just put the first downpayment on my new ferrari yesterday. my life has been turned upside down thanks to the melaninonator! thank you rahul!"
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be one of the first to try this revolutionary new concept and your friends and family will be amazed! why lose weight, gain muscle, work hard, speak intelligently and be charming when you can just be caucasian and solve all your problems at once?
call now! you won't regret it!
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