Friday, October 29, 2004

how to deal.

listening to : the strokes - reptilia

reading up on : socialist history
watching : good bye lenin!

amused by : saf posters and pamphlets


today's message is brought to you by a tricksy hobbit.

the saf military medicine institute presents :

bounce back after breakup : 5 great ways to conquer crisis



1. it will hurt but not forever
forget what the songs tell you. especially that one where the girlfriend is cheating on the guy and he says he'd rather not know about it. it's a bad song, anyway. what're you doing listening to that kind of music anyway? didn't your mother raise you right?


2. there are others out there!!
but they are not interested in you.


3. don't stand on a 3 legged stool
building your life around one or two aspects will lead to instability when crisis strikes. throw away those boyzone albums. tear away your ronan keating posters. and for the love of all things good in this world, stop watching porn all day.

4. it's not the end of the world
talk to someone who has been through it. when no one is available, call the saf hotline and ask for benjamin ng. he always has the time for you.

5. i'm stronger than that
drinking and smoking are not good ways to cope. neither is driving dangerously. also, do not attempt any of the following : running with scissors, skydiving, kayaking, chatting up another girl or dancing under the influence of alcohol. always be optimistic. we too, at saf mmi believe in you. remember, the most important thing is to get support from your family and friends, if you have any.

2 Comments:

At 4 November 2004 at 07:53, Anonymous Anonymous said...

rahul

you are hilarious. :P

i am going absolutely crazy- which means bordering on the mental assylum level since im normally already crazy already. given abnormal amounts of stress and an unhealthy obsession with this italian boy. which honestly really isnt my fault cos on top of having a fantastic ass, he is slightly crazy himself and says and does all these cute things. i think hes really cute too (but of course given thats its me most people prob wouldnt agree). HE HAS CURLY HAIR!!!!is pure agony i tell you, since 1) he has a gf 2) i cant do anything about it 3)i have to do something about it 4) i will do something about it 5) which as of now i have absolutely no clue

hope everythings going well.

love,
virgi

 
At 4 November 2004 at 14:43, Blogger i.d. said...

i always knew you'd fall for a fancypants, virgi.

i also just realised that everytime you have a ridiculous plan to share with me that was conceived in some fit of hysteria/euphoria/squealing, you do it in point form 1) just 2) like 3)this.

everything's going well otherwise. go and study. :)

take care!

 

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